Satire

You were sitting in your cubicle. Just another day at work... until everything goes black. You wake up alone, dizzy and with no idea what happened. In front of you: a baseball bat. The office has become HELL. Fight your way through, uncover the truth and find a way out.

Bald guys are gonna destroy our fucking planet. The surge of billiard balls exploded Earth's albedo, driving us into an ice age. Recruit barbers, blast Minoxidil, and eliminate these jacked bastards before we all freeze!

Tutorial Hell is a first-person comedy game about a tutorial that wants you dead. I'm Nigel. I'm a chicken. I'm contractually required to teach you the controls. The first lesson is PRESS W TO MOVE FORWARD. Please press W. Nothing bad will happen. Trust me.