Priest Simulator: Vampire Show

Buy95%

Very Positive · 916 player reviews · Medium confidence

Likely worth it. Reviews lean strongly positive.

Steam Deck Unrated
  • Windows

Asmodev · Satire · Dec 5, 2024

Player review score
95%
Very Positive
Price
$19.99
Playing right now
All-time peak
Not charted

Steam only charts its most-played games, and this one isn’t among them.

Achievements
26
total to unlock
Steam does not publish achievement rarity.
Languages
2
Full audio2 of 2
Subtitles2 of 2

Should I buy Priest Simulator: Vampire Show?

Buy it if you like
  • Story: 42 reviews raised it, mostly praise
  • Gameplay: 32 reviews raised it, mostly praise
  • Combat: 30 reviews raised it, mostly praise
Think twice if you dislike
  • Bugs: 5 reviews raised it, mostly criticism

Based on 916 player reviews · updated

What players think

The recurring themes across 183 analysed reviews: what players praise, what divides them, and what to know.

Why players love itThings to know
56% of themes are praise33% are divided11% are complaints
Story
Players who bring up Story mostly praise it.
42 of 183 sampled reviews raised it
THE STORY IS FUNNY BUT YOU CANT GET TO THE SECOND PART OF THE CHURCH BC OF GLITCHES DOOR WONT OPEN CHARACTER WONT JUMP
Gameplay
Players who bring up Gameplay mostly praise it.
32 of 183 sampled reviews raised it
It blends open-ended gameplay, combat, satire, and bizarre storytelling into an experience that constantly pushes strange ideas forward without hesitation.
Combat
Players who bring up Combat mostly praise it.
30 of 183 sampled reviews raised it
Combat, rather boring in the beginning, gets better (edit: much, much better; remember to upgrade your stats & weapons) later in the game.
Audio
Players who bring up Audio mostly praise it.
23 of 183 sampled reviews raised it
Music and sound effects reinforce both chaotic action sequences and comedic moments effectively.
Graphics
Players who bring up Graphics mostly praise it.
11 of 183 sampled reviews raised it
I really loved the characters, setting, and art style and direction that came through here.

Theme by theme

Scored on what reviews say about each topic, not the thumbs.

Players love
Story42 reviews
Gameplay32 reviews
Combat30 reviews
Audio23 reviews
Graphics11 reviews
Divided opinion
Optimization
25% still recommend
Performance
75% still recommend
Interface
100% still recommend
Players complain
Bugs
20% still recommend

What you get

Can you play it alone, does a controller work, does it run on your machine.

Play modes

  • Single-player

Controller

  • Partial Controller Support

Store features

  • Family Sharing
  • Steam Achievements
  • Steam Cloud

Platforms

  • Windows

Should I buy it now?

Based on Steam price history.

Prices have been lower
$19.99

The lowest we've tracked is $6.79.

10 points recordedtoday · $19.99

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