Beer Machine

Beer Machine

Steam Deck · unrated

Crack Creations · Horror · Oct 15, 2025

Reviews look positive, but there are only a few so far.

It's free to play.

82%
Very Positive
92 player reviews
Low confidence · few reviews
Buy it if you like
  • Story and characters: 9 reviews raised it, mostly praise
Think twice if you dislike
  • Gameplay: 4 reviews raised it, mostly criticism

Based on 92 player reviews · updated 3 days ago

What players think

The recurring themes across 72 analysed reviews: what players praise, what divides them, and what to know.

Why players love itThings to know
20% of themes are praise60% are divided20% are caveats
Story and characters
Players who bring up Story and characters mostly praise it.
In-between each beer-fetching segment, there's a couple dream sequences here and there with some pretty funny Youtube Poop-esque mascot horror cartoons the kid watches, and flashbacks to their life before they were living alone with their dad, as well as chase sequences with one of the characters from that cartoon.
9 of 72 sampled reviews raised it

Theme by theme

Every theme is scored by what reviewers actually said about it, not just whether they recommended the game.

LovedMixedComplained about
Players love1 theme
Story and characters9 reviews
Divided opinion% still recommend
Graphics6 reviews
83%
Bugs3 reviews
67%
Audio3 reviews
100%
Players complain% still recommend
Gameplay4 reviews
100%

Ranked by how many sampled reviews mention each topic. A topic sits in a column by what reviewers said about that topic; the percentage beside it is how many of them recommended the game anyway.

The data behind the verdict

For the players who want the receipts.

Player review score
82%
Very Positive
Playing right now
Achievements
3
total to unlock
Rarest-achievement stats coming soon
Average playtime
Not tracked yet

We’ll surface hours-played once playtime ingestion ships.