Beer Machine

Buy82%

Very Positive · 98 player reviews · Low confidence

Reviews look positive, but there are only a few so far.

Crack Creations · Horror · Oct 15, 2025

Player review score
82%
Very Positive
Price
Free
Playing right now
All-time peak
Not charted

Steam only charts its most-played games, and this one isn’t among them.

Achievements
3
total to unlock
Steam does not publish achievement rarity.
Languages
1
Full audio1 of 1
Subtitles1 of 1

Should I buy Beer Machine?

Buy it if you like
  • Story: 9 reviews raised it, mostly praise
  • Gameplay: 7 reviews raised it, mostly praise
Think twice if you dislike
  • No recurring complaint surfaced in 76 sampled reviews

Based on 98 player reviews · updated

What players think

The recurring themes across 76 analysed reviews: what players praise, what divides them, and what to know.

Why players love itThings to know
40% of themes are praise60% are divided0% are complaints
Story
Players who bring up Story mostly praise it.
9 of 76 sampled reviews raised it
What makes the story work better for me is that it does not just use the abusive father as a cheap horror villain.
Gameplay
Players who bring up Gameplay mostly praise it.
7 of 76 sampled reviews raised it
There isn't much gameplay here, you're mostly going to be walking around this hellhole trailer getting beers for your father, or walking around the uh, hell-erhole trailer park doing the same, but there's some touches that actually surprised me, namely a segment where you get to draw a picture with ingame tools that felt pretty good to use.

Theme by theme

Scored on what reviews say about each topic, not the thumbs.

Players love
Story9 reviews
Gameplay7 reviews
Divided opinion
Graphics
86% still recommend
Bugs
67% still recommend
Audio
100% still recommend
Players complain

No recurring complaints in this sample.

What you get

Can you play it alone, does a controller work, does it run on your machine.

Play modes

  • Single-player

Controller

Steam lists no controller support.

Store features

  • Camera Comfort
  • Custom Volume Controls
  • Family Sharing
  • Playable without Timed Input
  • Steam Achievements
  • Stereo Sound

Platforms

  • Windows

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