Likely worth it. Reviews lean strongly positive.
At $9.99. It has been as low as $3.99.
- Performance: 29 reviews raised it, mostly praise
- Graphics: 15 reviews raised it, mostly praise
- Audio: 8 reviews raised it, mostly praise
- Combat: 27 reviews raised it, mostly criticism
Based on 909 player reviews · updated 5 days ago
What players think
The recurring themes across 300 analysed reviews: what players praise, what divides them, and what to know.
Super 3-D Noah's Ark is one of the most unusual reinterpretations of early first-person shooter design ever released, transforming the fast, aggressive framework of the Wolfenstein-era FPS into something intentionally nonviolent and almost surreal.
The floor and ceiling actually have textures which is pretty cool compared to Wolf's flat-shaded cielings.
The weapons themselves are satisfying to use and have some great sound design, my favorite being the Gatling slingshot which makes a delightful plop plop plop plop plop noise as you fire it, and pouring feed into a herd of oxen is just as fun as mowing down Nazis in WWII.
The combat is fast and fluid for a 1990s game and works well with an Xbox controller.
Theme by theme
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Ranked by how many sampled reviews mention each topic. A topic sits in a column by what reviewers said about that topic; the percentage beside it is how many of them recommended the game anyway. One more theme was raised by fewer than 6 sampled reviews and is not shown.
Should you buy it now?
Crit’s read on the price, from Steam price history.
Currently $9.99. The lowest we've tracked is $3.99.
The data behind the verdict
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We’ll surface hours-played once playtime ingestion ships.
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