Horsey Game

Buy97%

Overwhelmingly Positive · 3k player reviews · Medium confidence

Likely worth it. Reviews lean strongly positive.

Steam Deck Playable
  • Windows
  • macOS

Captain Games · Simulation · Feb 18, 2026

Player review score
97%
Overwhelmingly Positive
Price
$9.99
Playing right now
All-time peak
Not charted

Steam only charts its most-played games, and this one isn’t among them.

Achievements
26
total to unlock
Steam does not publish achievement rarity.
Languages
1
Full audio0 of 1
Subtitles0 of 1

Should I buy Horsey Game?

Buy it if you like
  • Gameplay: 39 reviews raised it, mostly praise
  • Graphics: 26 reviews raised it, mostly praise
  • Co-op: 5 reviews raised it, mostly praise
Think twice if you dislike
  • Crashes: 8 reviews raised it, mostly criticism
  • Bugs: 6 reviews raised it, mostly criticism

Based on 3k player reviews · updated

What players think

The recurring themes across 300 analysed reviews: what players praise, what divides them, and what to know.

Why players love itThings to know
45% of themes are praise33% are divided22% are complaints
Gameplay
Players who bring up Gameplay mostly praise it.
39 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
I don't want to spoil anything because the experimentation is so fun, but if you've heard the term "emergent gameplay", please sit with the idea that pretty much EVERYTHING in this game that isn't an object or building counts as a horse and can thus be interacted with exactly as if it were a horse if you find a way to achieve that.
Graphics
Players who bring up Graphics mostly praise it.
26 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
The art style reminds me of the Commodore 64 and games of that era and is very fitting for the surreal computer-ish messing-with-data aspect.
Co-op
Players who bring up Co-op mostly praise it.
5 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
My friends were making fun of me for buying this game for $10, but while it may look like a childish horse racing game, it has some SERIOUS depth to it which I have never seen in any other game.
Audio
Players who bring up Audio mostly praise it.
5 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
The soundtrack and sound effects are also very charming, with every building having its own music and every character having an unique "speaking" sound.

Theme by theme

Scored on what reviews say about each topic, not the thumbs.

Players love
Gameplay39 reviews
Graphics26 reviews
Co-op5 reviews
Audio5 reviews
Divided opinion
Difficulty
100% still recommend
Story
100% still recommend
Multiplayer
100% still recommend
Players complain
Crashes
100% still recommend
Bugs
100% still recommend

What you get

Can you play it alone, does a controller work, does it run on your machine.

Play modes

  • Single-player

Controller

Steam lists no controller support.

Store features

  • Family Sharing
  • Steam Achievements
  • Steam Cloud

Platforms

  • Windows
  • macOS

Valve device support

Steam DeckPlayable
SteamOSPlayable
Steam MachinePlayable

Should I buy it now?

Based on Steam price history.

Prices have been lower
$9.99

The lowest we've tracked is $7.99.

3 points recordedtoday · $9.99

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