Please, Don’t Touch Anything

Please, Don’t Touch Anything

Steam Deck Verified

Four Quarters · Puzzle · Mar 26, 2015

Yes, worth buying.

At $4.99. It has been as low as $2.49.

89%
Very Positive
6k player reviews
High confidence
Buy it if you like
  • Story and characters: 47 reviews raised it, mostly praise
  • Audio: 19 reviews raised it, mostly praise
  • Gameplay: 18 reviews raised it, mostly praise
Think twice if you dislike
  • No recurring complaint surfaced in 300 sampled reviews

Based on 6k player reviews · updated 3 days ago

What players think

The recurring themes across 300 analysed reviews: what players praise, what divides them, and what to know.

Why players love itThings to know
80% of themes are praise20% are divided0% are caveats
Story and characters
Players who bring up Story and characters mostly praise it.
This variety encourages repeated playthroughs because every completed ending raises questions about what other possibilities remain hidden.
47 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
Audio
Players who bring up Audio mostly praise it.
Very fun game, lots of easter eggs, a couple of minigames required for some endings, and a memorable soundtrack.
19 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
Gameplay
Players who bring up Gameplay mostly praise it.
It’s one of those rare cases where the audio isn’t just background noise — it enhances every decision and every unlocked ending, making the gameplay more immersive and memorable.
18 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
Graphics
Players who bring up Graphics mostly praise it.
Visually, the title embraces a retro pixel-art style that suits its mysterious atmosphere perfectly.
14 of 300 sampled reviews raised it

Theme by theme

Every theme is scored by what reviewers actually said about it, not just whether they recommended the game.

LovedMixedComplained about
Players love4 themes
Story and characters47 reviews
Audio19 reviews
Gameplay18 reviews
Graphics14 reviews
Divided opinion% still recommend
Difficulty6 reviews
83%
Players complain% still recommend

No recurring complaints surfaced in this sample.

Ranked by how many sampled reviews mention each topic. A topic sits in a column by what reviewers said about that topic; the percentage beside it is how many of them recommended the game anyway. 3 more themes were each raised by fewer than 6 sampled reviews and are not shown.

Should you buy it now?

Crit’s read on the price, from Steam price history.

Prices have been lower

Currently $4.99. The lowest we've tracked is $2.49.

4 points recordedtoday · $4.99

The data behind the verdict

For the players who want the receipts.

Player review score
89%
Very Positive
Playing right now
Achievements
15
total to unlock
Rarest-achievement stats coming soon
Average playtime
Not tracked yet

We’ll surface hours-played once playtime ingestion ships.