Noobs Want to Live

Buy89%

Very Positive · 5k player reviews · Medium confidence

Likely worth it. Reviews lean strongly positive.

元气弹工作室(GD Studio) · Bullet Hell · Feb 14, 2023

Player review score
89%
Very Positive
Price
$4.99
Playing right now
All-time peak
Not charted

Steam only charts its most-played games, and this one isn’t among them.

Achievements
124
total to unlock
Steam does not publish achievement rarity.
Languages
5
Full audio0 of 5
Subtitles3 of 5

Should I buy Noobs Want to Live?

Buy it if you like
  • Gameplay: 35 reviews raised it, mostly praise
  • Graphics: 23 reviews raised it, mostly praise
  • Combat: 11 reviews raised it, mostly praise
Think twice if you dislike
  • Difficulty: 10 reviews raised it, mostly criticism

Based on 5k player reviews · updated

What players think

The recurring themes across 209 analysed reviews: what players praise, what divides them, and what to know.

Why players love itThings to know
50% of themes are praise38% are divided12% are complaints
Gameplay
Players who bring up Gameplay mostly praise it.
35 of 209 sampled reviews raised it
Built around endless enemy swarms, exaggerated skill combinations, and absurdly overpowered character builds, the game embraces fast-paced arcade action while constantly rewarding experimentation.
Graphics
Players who bring up Graphics mostly praise it.
23 of 209 sampled reviews raised it
Visually, Noobs Want to Live adopts a vibrant pixel-art style filled with colorful effects, exaggerated enemy designs, and flashy combat animations.
Combat
Players who bring up Combat mostly praise it.
11 of 209 sampled reviews raised it
Some heroes excel at aggressive melee combat, while others specialize in ranged attacks, elemental magic, summons, or defensive support abilities.
Characters
Players who bring up Characters mostly praise it.
4 of 209 sampled reviews raised it
Although the overall structure may feel familiar to fans of the genre, Noobs Want to Live stands out through its energetic presentation, wide variety of playable characters, and flexible upgrade system that allows players to create wildly destructive builds during every run.

Theme by theme

Scored on what reviews say about each topic, not the thumbs.

Players love
Gameplay35 reviews
Graphics23 reviews
Combat11 reviews
Characters4 reviews
Divided opinion
Story
89% still recommend
Audio
100% still recommend
Bugs
67% still recommend
Players complain
Difficulty
80% still recommend

What you get

Can you play it alone, does a controller work, does it run on your machine.

Play modes

  • Single-player

Controller

  • Partial Controller Support

Store features

  • Family Sharing
  • Stats
  • Steam Achievements
  • Steam Cloud

Platforms

  • Windows
  • macOS

Valve device support

Steam DeckPlayable
SteamOSPlayable
Steam MachinePlayable

Should I buy it now?

Based on Steam price history.

Prices have been lower
$4.99

The lowest we've tracked is $3.24.

5 points recordedtoday · $4.99

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