Buy it if you like
- Story: 39 reviews raised it, mostly praise
- Gameplay: 13 reviews raised it, mostly praise
- Co-op: 11 reviews raised it, mostly praise
Think twice if you dislike
- No recurring complaint surfaced in 300 sampled reviews
Based on 13k player reviews · updated
What players think
The recurring themes across 300 analysed reviews: what players praise, what divides them, and what to know.
Why players love itThings to know
80% of themes are praise20% are divided0% are complaints
Story
Players who bring up Story mostly praise it.
39 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
Rather than trivial options, many dialogue branches lead to real mechanical changes in character trust, affection stats, and story flow, giving weight to even small choices.
Gameplay
Players who bring up Gameplay mostly praise it.
13 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
isn’t just a quirky title — its mechanics deliver a playful blend of dating sim choice systems, resource management, and character development loops that surprisingly work well together.
Co-op
Players who bring up Co-op mostly praise it.
11 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
(also i recommend playing this with a group of friends, and each voice acting a character/acting it out. very fun)
Graphics
Players who bring up Graphics mostly praise it.
8 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
I have made the drawings of the Colonel my backgrounds, profile pictures, and wallpapers on everything I own (except Steam.) The art style is gorgeous and makes me want to continue with my art and make my own masterpieces, even tho I can never make something so perfect.
Theme by theme
Scored on what reviews say about each topic, not the thumbs.
Players love
Story39 reviews
Gameplay13 reviews
Co-op11 reviews
Graphics8 reviews
Divided opinion
Audio100% still recommend
Players complain
No recurring complaints in this sample.
What you get
Can you play it alone, does a controller work, does it run on your machine.
Play modes
- Single-player
Controller
Steam lists no controller support.
Store features
- Family Sharing
- Remote Play on Phone
- Remote Play on Tablet
Platforms
- Windows
- macOS
Valve device support
Steam DeckPlayable
SteamOSPlayable
Steam MachinePlayable
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