The Procession to Calvary

Steam Deck Verified
  • Windows
  • macOS
  • Linux

Joe Richardson · Dark Comedy · Apr 9, 2020

Player review score
No reviews

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Price
$9.99
Playing right now
All-time peak
Not charted

Steam only charts its most-played games, and this one isn’t among them.

Achievements
21
total to unlock
Steam does not publish achievement rarity.
Languages
7
Full audio0 of 7
Subtitles7 of 7

Should I buy The Procession to Calvary?

No reviews yet

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What players think

The recurring themes across 300 analysed reviews: what players praise, what divides them, and what to know.

Why players love itThings to know
57% of themes are praise43% are divided0% are complaints
Story
Players who bring up Story mostly praise it.
45 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
While a peaceful approach leads to the best ending, the allure of witnessing the consequences of choosing violence is irresistible.
Gameplay
Players who bring up Gameplay mostly praise it.
38 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
Other than the iffy comedy writing, you’re left with a great art style world, which you unfortunately can’t explore very much, and the point-and-click mechanics.
Graphics
Players who bring up Graphics mostly praise it.
33 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
TLDR: Renaissance art style is a treat, but the humor falls flat and moon-logic puzzles frustrate more than they charm.
Audio
Players who bring up Audio mostly praise it.
11 of 300 sampled reviews raised it
The game's immersive atmosphere is further enhanced by the classical music soundtrack.

Theme by theme

Scored on what reviews say about each topic, not the thumbs.

Players love
Story45 reviews
Gameplay38 reviews
Graphics33 reviews
Audio11 reviews
Divided opinion
Difficulty
100% still recommend
Interface
75% still recommend
Steam Deck
75% still recommend
Players complain

No recurring complaints in this sample.

What you get

Can you play it alone, does a controller work, does it run on your machine.

Play modes

  • Single-player

Controller

  • Full controller support

Store features

  • #category_playable_at_your_own_pace
  • Camera Comfort
  • Custom Volume Controls
  • Family Sharing
  • Mouse Only Option
  • Playable without Timed Input
  • Steam Achievements
  • Steam Trading Cards

Platforms

  • Windows
  • macOS
  • Linux

Valve device support

Steam DeckVerified
SteamOSPlayable
Steam MachineVerified

Should I buy it now?

Based on Steam price history.

Prices have been lower
$9.99

The lowest we've tracked is $1.99.

7 points recordedtoday · $9.99

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